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gotitforcheap:

I’m laughing at the thought of people from tumblr going to splendor in the grass and trying to talk to drunk bogans wearing indian headdresses about cultural appropriation like “do you know some people consider what you’re doing to be cultural appropri-” "YEWWWWWW CUNT YEWWWWWWWW DUNE RATS!!"

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pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

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ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy, via sillydodobird)

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pop-punkmom:

panicatthediscosongs:

Jesse Mccartney covering I Write Sins, Not Tragedies

“He’s such a little douchebag”

im fUCKING PISSING HELP ME

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frickgerard:

"most dedicated fans goes to black veil brides"

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think of it this way though, you’d have to be really fucking dedicated to actually listen to BVB willingly.

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notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

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mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

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Most hated signs from most to least

ladyluna13:

Virgo
Aquarius
Capricorn
Gemini
Cancer
Pisces
Scorpio
Sagitarius
Leo
Libra
Taurus
Aries

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She said come on, come on, kiss my battery,
come on, come on, and fuck this whole wide world.

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He’s useless in a hospital!

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shrewdshrew:

if someone gave this to me i would die

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fadeintocase:

kenteehee:

♡ the person you would take a bullet for is behind the trigger ♡

why are you putting fall out boy lyrics on a gif about wrapping paper.

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neptunain:

the word ‘phonetically’ doesn’t even start with an f. shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us.

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